and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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