I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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