All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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