There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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