This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Shame - the story of my life.
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