so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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