Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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