i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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