Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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