i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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