at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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