quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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