I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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