I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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