Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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