she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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