he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Boobs speak an international language.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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