Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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