The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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