at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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