Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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