I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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