Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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