So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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