Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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