Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
My liver just had a heart attack.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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