Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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