You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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