that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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