the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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