Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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