Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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