i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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