dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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