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I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
