tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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