Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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