would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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