Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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