a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Randomize
