oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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