its not stalking. its research.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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