what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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