Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
did you just send me my own nude
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Randomize
