whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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