I seem to have left my pride at pride
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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