Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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