i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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