it's too hot outside to masturbate.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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