Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She told me I should be a condom model.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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