I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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