drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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