u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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