I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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