Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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We just shotgunned beers for America
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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